Wrinkles, Wrinkles GO AWAY!

I looked in the mirror today and Oh My God I have new wrinkles! So now I'm on the search for a good wrinkle treatment. Talk about the first signs of getting old! I wish they would just make a pill so that when you take it you stay looking young. Now if I can also find a machine to exercise me, and keep me in shape I would have everything. Also lets not forget a pill so you can eat anything you want and stay skinny. Well at least I have my dreams.